The Twat Patrol (profanity alert)

You just can't make this shit up. Abortion-rights activist K. Travis Ballie tweeted this afternoon: “.@NARAL & @NARALColorado as well as a delightful pro-choice vagina, are en route to the debates!”

First let me get my pet peeve out of the way: All the "vagina" clad women indulging in this latest meme are not dressed as vaginas; they're dressed as vulvas. You'd think that they'd at least be able to accurately name the piece of their anatomy they identify with so profoundly.

That said, I wonder who came up with the idea that dressing up like gigantic genitalia would get people to take them seriously.

Let's look at some of the most illustrative examples of the meme:

If you can't identify it, don't dress like it. Or try to dress like it. Not only are they dressed as vulvas, not as vaginas, their costumes look more like giant loops of infected intestine. And what do they mean, anyway, "Don't legislate it?" How would one legislate a vagina (or vulva, depending on whether they're concerned with what they're saying they are or what they're dressed as)?

They've evidently diagnosed Rodney Dangerfield's problem: He didn't go around dressed up in cartoonish genitalia costumes! If only he had, he'd have gotten some respect!
And can't you just see the energy-saving corkscrew-shaped lightbulbs going off over congressional heads as they realize the error of having assumed that female constituents think with their brains, not their crotches? Silly congresscritters!

When you dress up as female genitalia while carrying a huge sign mislabeling the anatomy in question, your message becomes not merely, "I'm a cunt," but "I'm a dumb cunt."


Here's somebody who gets the joke: