Somebody's idea of a perfect world

My choice, His life: Which abortion package would you like, the economy or the lunch hour special?

No I am not joking, these are actual 'types' of abortion proposed by a 'forward thinking woman'. While it seems these are not her currant practice, this is the ways she wishes the abortion 'market' to go.

How about a world with no abortions? But I guess there'd be no fun in that.