They don't need to be drunk to be that dumb

Paging Captain Obvious: `Car Surfing' Looks Fun in Hollywood Movies, Kills in Reality

Your tax dollars at work. The CDC did a study and found that car surfing is dangerous. Who woulda thunk it? Most injured or killed car-surfers are male, with an average age just over 17. No surprise there either.

The only surprise: Alcohol was not a factor. Nor drugs. At least not in 90% of cases. Kids are fatally stupid without any chemical additives.

It's a wonder any of us survive into adulthood sometimes.