Fetal Body Parts Harvesting: Go, TEAM!

This wins the Ghoulish Email of the Year award: A StemExpress team leader letting the tissue collectors know their game plan for the upcoming week closes out with this little pep talk:

"GO TEAM!!! LEAVE NOTHING ON THE TABLE!"

That's meant literally. Make sure you tag and bag every thymus, eyeball, brain, liver, spine, arm, kidney, and spleen. Waste not, want not!

Watch the video in which former StemExpress employee Holly O'Donnell discusses employee incentives:

At least they're not making lampshades from the skin. Yet.