Turning abortion into a pyramid scheme

Jivin Jehosshaphat cues us in to the new abortion-boasting t-shirt. This one reads, "ask me about my abortion!" Money raised by the sales will go to fund more abortions. Which, I'm assuming, is supposed to generate more delighted customers, and they'll tell two friends, and so on, and so on. I guess not everybody's happy that the abortion numbers have been going down.