Rejected Hymns:
- God, You Can Be Such a Jerk Sometimes
- Even Cripples Praise Your Name
- Faith of My In-Laws
- Cleanse My Scalp of Dandruff, Lord
- Another Rainy Day. Great. Thanks a Lot.
- Just One More Hour, and Then We Go Home
- O Saints Who Died in Gruesome Ways
- Jesus is More Than Alright with Me
- You Have to Admit, This Sounds Pretty Farfetched
- I Thank Thee, God, for Buttocks Firm
- O Lord, We Really Prefer Not to Know
- Alleluia, Schmalleluia
Honest Hymn Titles
- I Surrender, Some
- There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings
- Fill My Spoon, Lord
- Oh, How I Like Jesus
- He's Quite a Bit to Me
- I Love to Talk About Telling the Story
- Take My Life and Let Me Be
- It Is My Secret What God Can Do
- There Is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today
- Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following
- Just As I Pretend to Be
- When the Saints Go Sneaking In
- Sit Up, Sit Up for Jesus
- A Comfy Mattress Is Our God
- Self-Esteem to the World, The Lord Is Come
- Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing
- Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound
- Go Tell It on the Speed Bump
- Special, Special, Special
- Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word
- Praise God From Whom All Affirmations Flow
- My Hope Is Built on Nothing Much
- O, God, Our Enabler in Ages Past
- I Lay My Inappropriate Behavior on Jesus
- Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me
- All Hail the Influence of Jesus' Name!
- When Peace, Like a Trickle
- I'm Fairly Certain that My Redeemer Lives
- We Give Thee but Still Think We Own
- What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus
- My Faith Looks Around for Thee
- Joyful, Joyful We Think Thee Pretty Good
- Blessed Hunch
- Above Average Is Thy Faithfulness
- We Are Milling Around in the Light of God
- Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me
- Blest Be the Tie that Doesn't Cramp My Style
- Sweet Five Minutes of Prayer
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