Ad Showing Woman Seducing Santa Promotes Free Morning-After Pills and Condoms for Christmas
Go ahead, party hearty this Christmas, says the British Pregnancy Advisory Service (BPAS). Get totally blotto at the office party and get funky with the boss or a hot co-worker. Hell, why stop at that? Screw Santa under the tree. It's all good fun, as long as you remember to use the three free condoms in their Christmas packet for your first three cheap lays. Follow up your next drunken debauch with the free "morning after pill". And if your appetites exceed just four flings, the Christmas cheer package includes instructions for where and how to get that little unintended Bundle of Christmas Joy scraped out.
Yes, BPAS offers Christmas cheer for those of you too sexually overcharged to be satisfied with trampling Wal-Mart employees to death on your shopping forays.
Everybody has their own way of celebrating the birth of Christ. Giving in to your animal instincts evidently heads the list.