ME: (Reading Fark headline): Guess who Tripp is.
MY DAUGHTER: (Ponders a moment) A Palin?
Well, technically a Johnston, but we get the point.
I suppose it could have been worse. They could have named him Trap or Trade or Trill. But not Trickle because that violates the single-syllable rule.
Anyway, congrats to the happy parents, grandparents, aunts, and uncles.
And good luck with that name, kid.