Submitted for your amusement. Please put down your drinks.

I was reading to my daughter last night from Hyperbole and a Half. We laughed until we cried. The illustrations just .... Well, see for yourself. Just put your drink down first unless you want to irrigate your keyboard.

The Scariest Story: Will this fiendish plot work?

The God of Cake: Childhood deviousness at its devilish best.

The Party: Inventiveness born of desperation.

This is Why I'll Never Be an Adult: This is me.

Dog: She even looks like my Rosie!

Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving: Two dogs for the price of one!

How a Fish Almost Destroyed My Childhood: Never assume you know what a child is thinking.