Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Onion: Government to save billions

U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program:

Established in 1789 as a means of overseeing the passage of bills into law, the once-promising senator program has reportedly failed to contribute to the governing of the nation in any significant way since 1964. Last year alone, approximately $450 billion was funneled into the legislative chamber, an amount deemed fiscally unsound considering how few citizens actually benefit in any way from its existence.

3 comments:

OperationCounterstrike said...

A post for April 1

Terrorist Scott Roeder has been sentenced to the "hard 50"--life in prison, with no parole until after he has served 50 years. (At which point he will be 102 years old.)

ATTENTION, PRISONERS IN KANSAS!

The owners of the blog operationcounterstrike.blogspot.com will pay:

--$500.00 worth of cigarettes (whichever brand you prefer), to whoever rapes Roeder anally,

--$1,000.00 worth of cigarettes, to whoever rapes him AND infects him with HIV/AIDS,

--$2,000.00 worth of cigarettes, to whoever kills him if he is killed quickly,

AND,
--$4,000.00 worth of cigarettes, to whoever kills him if it is done slowly and painfully.

;-D

army_wife said...

Gee, how classy, OC!

SegaMon said...

You're an intensely sick and demented person, OC. Wishing those things even on your worst enemy is pure evil.