I was reading an article at Cracked.com, with some embedded clips from McGyver. My daughter could hear them from across the room. This one nearly knocked her out of her chair. Read the dialogue first, then watch the clip. Or just listen to the clip with your eyes closed:
NUBILE YOUNG WOMAN: Why are you taking your pants off?
MacGYVER: You got a better idea?
NUBILE YOUNG WOMAN: I'm still trying to figure out what yours is.
MacGYVER: (Grunts) Come here. Grab this.
NUBILE YOUNG WOMAN: Uuhhhh!