The top bowler for the Special Olympics looks forward to meeting President Barack Obama in an alley. (You can bet it would never be televised. Too bad!)
"He bowled a 129. I bowl a 300. I could beat that score easily," Michigan's Kolan McConiughey (KO-lahn Mc-KAHNA-he) told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.
Of course, the MSM will turn this into a sappy story about how much B.O. just LOVES them inferior retard types. He even condescends to bowl with one of them! What a great guy!
Although this might be a chance for those around B.O. to learn that people with developmental disabilities are -- fancy that! -- people. Somehow I can't see B.O. being able to catch on to that little fact.
UPDATE: See Kolan in action at Newsbusters.