Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Paging Captain Obvious

News flash: Playboy pinups die young

Gosh, do you think? With the exception of poor Sharon Tate, who was minding her own business when the Manson Family slaughtered her and her unborn baby in a murder spree, we have a litany of women whose lifestyles ended predictably.

I'm not saying these women deserved to die tragic, premature deaths. I'm just saying that your mom isn't trying to be a killjoy when she tells you to choose your friends carefully, keep your pants on, and don't do drugs. She's wanting you to live to a happy, healthy, ripe old age.

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